1
The rabbit surveyed with a cold indifference, considering each and every footman, valet, maid, and gardener, both organic and biomechanical. He circulated the grounds from the arboretum to the hothouses, the conservatory to the abbey, with an eye for patronizing nitpicks, zeroing in on the smallest mistakes in an otherwise idyllic estate. His assistant felt compelled to whisper after the third gardener was told that his roses were sub par, “Sir, do you have to be quite so critical?”
“We have standards to uphold here, Quiltin. You should know that better than anyone! Since Pub has elected to return…” The rabbit trailed off when he saw one of the landscapers use a nullifier to remove an unsightly stump. “Come now, nothing period inappropriate! I know we’ve been lax for the last couple decades but the tiger will be anything but! He will notice!” A level of shrill beyond the owl’s previous maximum. Cody could be as demanding and unreasonable as anyone else, but he usually knew to temper it with charm and gay élan.
“Sir, you’ve been tramping around for hours…” Quiltin hazarded. Normally the bun encouraged a certain level of honesty from his workforce, but the owl really should have known better than to risk it with Cody in such a state.
“Oh, so what he sees the moment he arrives isn’t important? Isn’t in fact the MOST important?” The owl considered how the tiger’s approach from the air would almost certainly show him the gardens long before he took the carriage to the front door, but decided it was better to hold his tongue. Another approach was warranted.
“Sir, the groundskeepers are fine. You hired half of them yourself, and I personally oversaw the construction of the other half. Cody–I mean, Sir–forgive me for prying, but,” a moment’s hesitation, just enough to reconsider the question he was about to ask. “Is there something else on your mind?” There was nothing the owl could have said that didn’t come without a certain amount of risk, so he might as well try the direct route.
The bun knew well enough not to do anything rash. He took a deep breath, followed by an equally lengthy sigh. “It’s been too long; you don’t remember what it was like when he was here,” he insisted, turning his head to look at the owl eye-to-eye. “But I suppose you have a point. Tell me, Quil, what did you think when you heard he was coming back?”
“You mean for the visit? I was excited, of course. It’s been ages since I’ve seen the master and well, I’m sure we’ll have to play some Shatranj–”
“You aren’t even a bit worried?” The bun interrupted, forceful enough that the owl had to latch his talons into the soft-white fur of his massive shoulder to stop himself from falling down the fifty-nine meters between him and the ground below. “You should know better than anyone how demanding and unreasonable he can be.”
The owl had once spent several days pinned underneath the tiger’s sack. Unable to come up with an adequate response, he held fast to the bun’s ear as the giant stepped over a nice topiary glornack, the bottom of his paw just brushing its forehorn and bringing it to the giant’s attention. “This isn’t period accurate! The humans didn’t even leave orbit until several centuries after the chateau’s original was built.”
The owl did, at least, have a rejoinder for this. “And there weren’t giant tigers and rabbits stomping around their micro servants, either, but we’ve found a way to make allowances for that.”
Cody let out a heavy sigh. “I suppose we’ll just have to hope that every other anachronism appeals to him as much as does the feeling of a groundskeeper going crunch under a forepaw.” He made a point to emphasize his words with a hefty stomp that, luckily for the nearby work crew, did not come crashing down on top of some innocent servant.
The owl chortled a little in spite of his own reservations. “Sir–I just know there’s more to it than you’re letting on. Please, tell me.”
The bun could have squeezed the owl into a light red pulp for being so presumptuous, but luckily for his bodily integrity the white-furred behemoth was not feeling quite so vindictive. Nor as playful. “I suppose you’re right. It’s that panther…”
The owl tried to give the best advice he could manage under the circumstances. “The report says he isn’t as tall as me! How could he make you worry?”
He was completely unprepared for the bun’s response. “He didn’t tell you, did he? Pub…wants to give that panther citizenship.”
“Oh…well, then…” the owl paused, completely at a loss for words. “He can do that? The planet is only recently conquered, and he’s not exactly…”
“The fool has told that panther all about his mission. Apparently that’s enough to qualify him, at least when it comes with the ringing endorsement of someone with the flawless service record he has…” Cody sighed. “How many years has it been since I’ve seen him?”
The owl was diligent as ever. “27, sir!” He was so naturally chirpy, it came out rather sing-song. He realized his mistake immediately after he could do nothing to correct it.
“TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS and he thinks he can just waltz back here with someone else in tow? What if they decide to get married? That tiger is a walking anachronism, don’t say he won’t!” The owl’s beak clamped shut on an attempt to calm his master down. It was not the right time. “Some little slut grabs his attention while he’s out on assignment and he gets distracted from what really matters in life.”
Quiltin hazarded a question, “And just who is that?” He instantly regretted his action as he was forced to brace himself against the rabbit’s face as the giant made an abrupt turn about-face, pacing back and forth over the landscaping crew. They continued to work diligently underfoot, trying not to think about their overseer stomping mere meters from them and their work.
“What else, Quil? ME–no, really US, both of us, and all of this too. Even some of you,” he gestured down to the few laborers trying their hardest not to listen, to just focus on tilling the grounds according to the rabbit’s exacting specifications. Each step was a fresh reminder how easy it would be to end up a red smear against those broad, white-furred paws. Each and every footfall was a booming reminder of his scale.
“I never wanted that idiot to join the army but I knew once he had his mind set on one of his absurd notions I couldn’t stop him. It took me a long time to forgive him for abandoning me.” The workers had heard variations on this basic theme, as had the owl, but it was rare indeed for Cody to open up about his absent co-founder. “I thought I’d worked all of those negative emotions through my system.” The owl held his tongue on the relative frequency of Cody’s complaints. “But then I find that he wants to bring this…this…subject into our home, not merely as some plaything but as a potential lifemate…it makes my blood BOIL, Quil.” He emphasized his words by twisting his paw with enough force to cause several of the nearby crew to spontaneously decide they had more important work in a nearby field, a trickle of workers that turned into a rapid stampede so noticeable that Cody felt compelled to comment. “Oh come now, I’m not angry with any of you!” The workers remembered how recently he had berated their work and continued their retreat.
“Sir, if I might recommend something?” Cody resisted the urge to stare daggers at the impertinent owl, throwing him a nod instead. He’d at least listen to what Quil had to say. “Pub is no fool. He might make impulsive decisions without consulting anyone else, but he always has his reasons. And he wouldn’t be coming back here at all if he didn’t want to reconnect. Give the panther a chance. If he’s going to be a citizen, after all, there isn’t much you’ll be able to do to keep them apart.”
The bun’s frown gradually shifted into a perceptive smirk. “Well, I’m not so sure about that.”
*
I was safely stored in the master’s pocket when we boarded, and even then I’m not ashamed to say I was absolutely terrified. You know how long I’ve been around him; I’m used to his massive scale, how easily one of his fingertips can nuzzle my cheek, just as it can crush me into a bloody pulp. But being around so many other immensities was hard to comprehend and impossible to process, so I curled up in his breast pocket instead, basking in the warmth of our master and trying as best I could to forget this absurd voyage.
I gather he has something akin to shore leave, though he’s always upset when I put it in such terms. He wants to make sure that I remember that his military is not my own, and to be wary of the ‘myriad differences between his military experience and the medieval one I’m familiar with.’ Myriad. Medieval! Why be simple when he can be obtuse? Why be legible when he can be abstruse? As far as I can tell, the differences are simply those of scale and ideology, but I can’t plausibly deny that those are important, sometimes even pivotal differences, so I let the subject lie–as I often must when it comes to our Lord.
I think you, the one who is always so eager to learn more about the sovereign’s world, would have a much easier time of this than I am. Whenever I bring myself to peek out of the pocket, I find myself somewhere new, struggling to understand something inscrutable. I thought the translator would help with this, but as often as I can actually fathom what the alien is saying, I’m thrown into complete disarray by some five limbed creature who, despite making no sound I can perceive, the translator insists is telling me by means of the oscillation of his thin, serpine body to ‘atone for my sins’.
The sovereign remains thoughtful as ever. You know Publius. Always happy to answer any questions, though so many cause him to erupt into deep, resonant laughter that hurts my ears more than I let on. I did choose to stay in the shirt pocket. And even though he insists that no one would mind if I did decide to stay down there for the duration, or at least until I feel more comfortable–if he’s serious about the purpose of this visit, I think I deserve a little bit of dignity. Even if I’m the only one around who recognizes it as such.
There are far too many fantastic sights to describe in the detail they all deserve, but I must start with the vessel that traverses the space between worlds like the seas of our world, something that Publius insists is called a starship. I can’t say I can come up with a better alternative, but the name still sounds rather ridiculous to my ears. Publius is at least gracious enough to humor my argument, that sailing on the sea and traveling through the heavens are so entirely different any comparison is laughable on its face. He insists that our world was only a few centuries away from developing something similar, but I doubt he’s serious. You never can tell when he’s teasing or giving you an honest answer that you just cannot accept.
Even he admits we were more than “a few centuries” from creating a ship like this one, on which we currently “sail.” I still don’t understand why I never feel the motion of the ship. In the capsule that brought us towards this starship, stowed safely in the tiger’s loins, I could feel the push and pull of acceleration and deceleration, but as I write you these very words I can barely tell that I am traveling between the many suns in some sort of flying vessel. It doesn’t help that this ship is so immense. The tiger insists it isn’t that large, at least by the standards of his culture, but then he has also told me there is enough space on just one deck to fit all of Huang-di, so perhaps he is not the best judge of what scales count as impressive.
That fact should give you a better idea of just what I mean when I say that the ship is unimaginably gigantic. I gather that traveling from one end of the craft to the other–as well, you must remember, up and down the struts that connect the thirty-eight parallel plates that compose the craft–is some sort of rite of passage for locals. That might surprise you too–there are people who make this starship their permanent home! Some of them, Publius tells me, have spent their entire lives here–and when there are floors the size of nations to explore, I suppose it makes sense that you wouldn’t want to leave.
I should stress that not everything I see here is unfamiliar. Many of the furs are similar to the ones you would find on Olonne. I’ve seen ursines and ermines and canines and felines of all shapes and sizes, often side-by-side with the creatures I have no easy words for. Like the friend whose religious convictions seemed to Publius just smirks when I ask him why some of the residents seem so bizarre and alien to me while others are so recognizable, but his one word reply, panspermia, is unfamiliar to me. I will have to consult the dictionaries here, wherever they are located.
Our incomparable conqueror is out somewhere as I write this, cavorting with an old comrade-in-arms. He’s left me all by myself in a city called Patelwa. The sheer scale of a vessel that can fit not just one, but many different cities! I’m writing this in one of their taverns, thankfully one sized for a person of our size–though every now and then someone at least half as large as Publius will pull open the roof and boom down some request to the diminutive staff. I had to beat off the advances of some grey-furred cat who was remarkably curious about the ‘weird little feather’ in my forepaw. Almost reached down and touched it with one of his claws! And of course he absolutely would not take ‘It is my quill, and I am writing a letter’ for an answer. He seemed to want to explain to me how I could use some devilish device to record my voice, obviating my need for such a primitive instrument, but a sufficiently cold shoulder was enough to freeze the approach of even an inebriated colossus.
Certain giants notwithstanding, they are a remarkably friendly people, all the more so given our size difference! I expected more attitudes like Publius, I suppose, all imperious and commanding, but I forget that our intimacy with him skews things. Still, you’d expect them to be meaner, more demanding. They are a little more forceful with those of lesser scales if they have the same intimacy we share with the regent, but in front of me, a complete stranger, they usually maintain their manners. What passes for them in this vulgar place! Given how officious the tiger is, I never would have expected that either. When they’re intoxicated they’re as unpredictable as you might expect, but fortunately any serious misconduct is swiftly dealt with by some mechanical device or other. It’s all much like the ones we have at the castle to prevent violence, those stone cuffs that wrap themselves around any offending parties and separate them so cooler heads may prevail?
Travel isn’t nearly as complicated for someone our size, at least not here in Patelwa. The ship is clearly scaled for creatures our lord’s size, but there are many equally attractive forms of conveyance, from carriages of prodigious size to movable platforms like those available in the castle. Everything is laid out precisely and for convenience–even though the imposition of artificial challenge, like using one’s own feet to travel from place to place, is, I gather, looked upon fondly as a reminder of the power of one’s own tread. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised by their apparent delight in the bounce and heft of their footfalls, given our experience with the sovereign.
It is one thing entirely to be around a singular creature such as Publius, but to be around so many–I can hear how the music pulses whenever one opens up the roof. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever heard before, even with the regent’s diligent attempts at familiarizing me with the culture. I’m probably making it sound so terrifying, and it is that, to be sure…but there is always something new here, and Publius insists that he can get me “resleeved” if I suffer any unfortunate accidents. Take note of the plural there–though ultimately I’m not sure I want to find out what any of it means. It does not sound particularly pleasant.
Truth be told, having some time to myself like I do tonight is doing wonders for my adjustment curve as the tiger calls it. Each footfall, every magnified motion reminds me how lucky I am to have his protection. To be in such a place with the freedom to explore to my heart’s content–at least as much of this massive, country-sized floor as I dare without him by my side.
In short, Lukas, I think you would love it here. The sounds are bright and booming and there is always something new and baffling to find, waiting around the next corner. It is a privilege, and I hope I am able to prove myself worthy of it.
*
“It has been too long, Pub.” The buck said, the first words of significance beyond an across-the-room “Oh!” from the tiger when he spied his guest across the crowded ballroom. The last time they’d seen each other in the flesh, years and years before the tiger’s assignment to Olonne, Corin had been at least a decimeter shorter but he now towered over the tiger by the same amount. It could only mean one thing.
“Long enough that I haven’t had a chance to congratulate you on your promotion! Never thought I’d be able to say I fucked a Rear Admiral.” Pub gently ribbed after a perfunctory hug, taking a seat opposite the deer. “If it has to be one of us, though, I’m happy it’s you and not me. After all, you look great with those extra inches.”
Corin briefly wondered if it was worth asking what an inch was, but knew better than to tempt the tiger’s propensity to wax on and on about some obscure etymology. “So, do you like your posting? I haven’t been in that sector of space for at least a decade, and I can’t say I remember the designation.”
“NRX-13582 to the apparatchiks in Central Archives–but the natives call it, among many other names, Olonne. And I’ve managed to almost get them to an industrial revolution. Soon we’ll be able to move past primitive accumulation and the declining rate of profit and all of it will be much easier since I ate the whole class of leeches that fight every move in the right direction–”
“If you say so,” the deer impatiently waved his hoof. “I was never the history buff, not like you.” Two tall glasses of sparkling wine were delivered by a short tortoise whose blush was evident when Corin threw him a playful wink before he scurried away. The deer snorted when he spied the distaste on the tiger’s face. “Oh come on, it’s not like you are going to fuck me!”
“True, true…” the tiger gave a large, exaggerated shrug. “Do you know why I’m visiting Reboranze?”
The deer let out a playful chuckle. “Of course not! I like to hear this stuff directly from the source.” Yes, he had technically seen the panther on the passenger manifest attached to one Arkendus-Reboranze Ulysses Publius Maximus dai Marienheid, but he had purposefully avoided reading details before he had a chance to speak with Pub directly. He could always double-check any lingering questions with the security feed.
“You won’t believe me when I tell you,” the tiger smiled enigmatically, taking a nice long pull from his Aorish brandy before continuing. “I’m cashing in an old favor from the Admiralty and getting a friend full citizenship.”
“But I thought–” Corin knew the tiger had been on Olonne for many, many years… “You can’t mean a prim?”
“I do. And you’d do well to remember, if and when you meet him, that it’s his first time away from his homeworld.” The tiger swirled the liquid in his glass around, studying it absent-mindedly even as he continued. “A planet he was born on, naturally, and you know–limited insight before he met me. Didn’t even have a concept of a wider universe, stars were too faint in Olonne’s sky. We were lucky to come from a more curious race, I suppose.” A swig and a grimace that made the buck chuckle. “He has come such a long way since I met him, they’re still going to make me fight for every millimeter of progress.”
“I have no doubt he’s a wonderful person, Pub,” the buck eyed the couple of okapi furs who seemed to take pleasure in dancing right at the edge of the micro part of the dance floor. Force fields would stop any serious accidents, anyway, so why not indulge your size where and when you can? “And I know how long you’ve been away from here. But even you have to know getting a prim residency is almost impossible without a ship or a Dhi to endorse it, and you’re asking for citizenship.”
“Well, that’s kind of why I wanted to meet you tonight–”
The deer interrupted, unimpressed. “Oh come on, Pub, you can’t just drop this in–”
Before the tiger interjected, “Hey, hey, wanna remind me who was there on Sibraxil IV–”
“Yeah, yeah, dragging me through thousands of kilometers of hostile wilderness, just to get me to a medic.”
“You never could take the thing seriously, even now.” A deep swig to try to compensate for the sour taste the words left in his own mouth.
“If you mean the war, I don’t know how much I should credit you for playing the game better than anyone el–”
“You will not distract me into defending the ethics of confliction!” He was thankful the music was loud enough to cloak his shrillness even a little bit. “Corin, a simple yes or no will do.”
“And I would love to give you a yes, Pub, I really would.” A theatrical sigh here. “But then, I’m not really clear on what you’re asking me.”
The tiger lamented how hard it is to be direct, especially when it is the only approach that will work. “Alright, alright. I’ll fill you in. I’ve done some unpopular things on Olonne. Nothing I have reason to lose sleep over, but enough that my impeccable service record isn’t going to cut it. Not on it’s own. And I can’t get a Dhi for this but you–”
“You want me to speak for you, huh?” The deer leaned back in his seat, causing even the solid Vitruxian oak to creak under his expanded weight.
“You can stay on the ship if you have to. Worst case you’ll have to take a fast picket back here but I doubt you’d mind. And you’ll get to see Marienheid again.”
It was the deer’s turn to sigh. “Alright, alright. You do make a persuasive case, Pub. But you have to remember that I outrank you now. So…is there anything more in it for me?”
“Besides our enduring friendship?” The tiger threw Corin a knowing smirk. “Well, I suppose you and Markus could stand to get better acquainted…” Even the gulf of many decades was not enough to dull the tiger’s knowledge of the deer’s weaknesses. “I could even add myself into the mix. No extra charge.”
Luckily for Pub, both Corin and the little panther were amenable to just such an arrangement.
2
It was ultimately to the panther’s benefit that he couldn’t see the contours of the grey sheets lightly draped over empty air, the seemingly solid surface the three of them were laying on nothing more than a trick of the AG emitter’s steady thrum underneath. It was hard enough for the panther to comprehend the living canyon he uneasily paced through, the sheer size and scale of the two giants on either side. They both looked peaceful, even when he was close enough to hear their lungs fill up with air and feel their warm exhale run through his black fur. He reached out to stroke the deer’s face, amazed he was small enough to fit inside the herbivore’s mouth. So lost in the daydream of it that he was entirely unprepared for the booming greeting, while the diminutive panther leaned into his face. “Couldn’t sleep?”
Markus was stunned into silence. Corin brought his head up and rested it on his palm. He let out a nice long yawn, a living, breathing statue from the perspective of the micro panther. He glanced over to Pub, hoping he had also woken up. “It’s alright…you know how deep Pub can sleep, especially after he’s thoroughly satisfied.” Involuntary memories of the tiger’s two orgasms sprang to the panther’s mind and were just as quickly suppressed. He didn’t have the stamina to keep chasing those thoughts. “Come now, I can’t be that intimidating, not after last night…”
The panther blushed, wary of the advances of other giants. “N-no, of course not, I know you don’t mean me harm–”
The deer raised a paw, silencing the obedient panther. “You don’t have to feign politeness, not around me. Pub’s really into the ‘sirs’ and ‘oh, master please!’s but I seek different pleasures.” The strange way the deer said the last two words sent Markus’s heart nearly into convulsions.
“No, sir, y-you don’t understand, your size–it would be inappropriate for me to think that I’m at your level–”
The deer sighed. “Enough with that bullshit too. Honestly, I expected more. All that Pub is going through, and because of you…” he trailed off with two clicks of his tongue and a shake of his head, disappointment unmistakable. “What I want to know is if Pub has told you why he hasn’t activated your lace.”
The word meant nothing to the panther, and so he shook his head. “Wh-what’s that?”
“Typical, always likes his little secrets. Well, I outrank him, so I can activate it for you. If you wish.” The deer’s words dripped like honey into his ear. It was almost enough to make the panther want to comply, to make the charming deer happy. The deer reached down, a fuzzy digit ruffling the top of the panther’s head, and the panther started to calm, a feeling of gentle reassurance seeping through his body. He would ask Corin just what a lace was–while the deer accessed the tiny little spindles that lay dormant throughout his brain and activated them.
He felt a million pinpricks of light slowly dissolve from and into his vision, replaced in their stead with a vast, deep blackness. One by one, the pinpricks came back into focus, starting to form connections, what seemed like an eternity passing as the panther observed each and every path slowly come together to form an astronomical loop of trade and transit. He realized to his amazement that the entire Republic was laid before him: every ship’s relative location to each habitable system and the webs of traffic that wove the tens of thousands of unique habs together. Olonne was in there, somewhere, and he spent a fruitless eternity searching for his homeworld. It took another eternity for the deer’s words to come through, but once they did they wiped the galactic map from his thoughts.
“I’m starting to see why he waited. It was a little reckless of me, bringing you in here without running you through your paces.” The voice was impossible, louder by several orders of magnitude than the loudest sound that he had ever heard. The deer was an adept, having spent more time by some measures in this virtual space than in the world of flesh and blood. “Focus on the sound of my voice. It’s something solid you can cling to without getting overloaded.”
The words were propelled by their own force and absolutely filled the panther’s mind. He had no choice. The more attention he paid to the words booming through his mind, the clearer the words suspended in air in front of him became. He realized there was a lot more information hidden behind the words that he could access if he felt so inclined (points of inflection, ambiguities of translation, transcriptions in hundreds of different formats), but it was just as easy to ignore them and focus on the words themselves and their meaning. He realized the Autonomous Zone map had faded from his view, but if he tried to focus on what was lying behind the deer’s words, their source, all he could see was large stalks of fur. He stared at the light brown to dark auburn fur, drinking in every millimeter of the massive titan, and realized he was able to perceive the deer in all his enormity, bigger in this virtual space than a planet, booming down orders like some intimate Godhead. “There we go. Now we can talk just the two of us. We won’t have to worry about Pub.”
The panther didn’t speak, in fact found himself quite unable to respond. Instead he passed a quiet moment in stunned contemplation of just how something so unfathomably gigantic could speak, let alone speak to him.
“I like you, Mark, I really do, but I have a few questions for you.” The panther was still shell-shocked by the deer’s enormity. Corin let out a sigh, blotting out the micro’s vision and replacing the massive tufts of brownish-black fur with a cervine little more than twice the panther’s size. “I’m not getting any smaller, Markus. You can’t take away all my fun. So tell me…how much do you know? Why would you say that Pub was sent to your planet?”
It took Markus a moment to figure out how to speak and another to decide what to say, amazed that this virtual environment had shifted so seamlessly into a public garden, furs of different sizes (none bigger than the cervine) ran about and lounged and all the things that nobles could do on public lands before Publius liberated and then ate them. The thought helped him to find his voice, the words coming out in a torrent as he related the story as he saw it. Publius Maximus was a divine avenger, sent down from the heavens to conquer their planet so it could be developed and aid in the war effort for a war that he confessed to not knowing much about. “But it must be a great cause if master Publius has pledged his life for it. And I am here because he wants to give me citizenship, for reasons that only he knows.” An arched eyebrow from the cervine who took a seat, realized he was shorter than the panther, and grew himself so that his seated form was a few feet taller than the panther. Intimidated, he added, “P-perhaps–because I would follow him anywhere, and any cause that is worthy for him is certainly worth my own devotion.”
“You know very little, then, and that is a very dangerous thing indeed. Not nothing, but very little. Would you like to know more?”
The question was a rose with sharp thorns,equal parts enchanting and dangerous. It gave the panther pause. “I…think I do.”
“It is not an idle question,” the deer said, relishing the booming resonance he could bring to his voice. “Nor is it a trick. I can tell you things that Publius won’t, or can’t. Surely there is something you wonder about.” He started to crawl over the panther’s head, growing large enough his toned arms held his broad chest and shoulders far above the awestruck panther. His first thought was of a church, Corin serving as an altarpiece to himself.
The panther let out an instinctual “N-no” that grew more resolute on repetition. “No, please no. I trust Publius’ judgment.”
“I was hoping you’d put up a fight.” The panther’s shoulders slumped in relief, before the next words proved that relief premature. “It gives me an excuse to do this.” A chill ran down his spine as Corin began to grow again, his slender arms ascending into the heavens as his smirk grew all the more threatening. “Are you sure there’s nothing you want to know?”
The panther wisely sensed a trap, but foolishly thought a shake of his head would get him out of trouble.
The deer’s smirk inverted, now a heavy frown. “Oh come now, I know that isn’t true,” he continued to grow, his frown softening as he noticed how quickly the panther seemed to dwindle under the canopy formed by his torso. With a theatrical flick of his wrist, the deer conjured up a lovely forest scene centered on a meadow large enough for Corin’s growing body It was surrounded on all sides by a line of trees with multi-colored flowers–some not even part of the panther’s visible spectrum–a radiant sea that spilled through that distracted Markus for long enough that Corin was able to ascend to the heavens. A full mountain of deer flesh loomed overhead, his forepaws large enough to scoop up an entire city. “And I can’t just tell you secrets, little panther…” He leaned down so his face–larger now than the largest buildings that panther had seen, even the ones on the outskirts of Patelwa–filled the sky above the panther’s head. “You have to ask the right questions first.”
The constant shifts in size were too much for the already overwhelmed panther. He had seen too much, too quickly. He was curious, and wanted to know more about the tiger and his mission, perhaps now even more than Lukas with his meticulous notes on what the tiger said and where and when, his tired and sententious debates about what the “words of our lord” meant. What did Publius really mean when he said that the sky was filled with light at all hours, and not just during spark-showers? They had both had so many unresolved questions–and they all seemed pointless now. Trivial. Neither he nor Lukas could have anticipated anything like this. And so he continued to hold his tongue.
“I’m not letting you out of here,” the deer’s words boomed ominously through the panther’s mind. He felt encased in the deer’s very thoughts. If there was a way he could escape this, whatever this was, he did not know and furthermore had no clue where to start. “Not until you ask me something. So if you won’t speak, I may as well have some fun with you.” The deer, quite the adept at disrobing in any environment, snapped his fingers and rapidly outgrew his remaining clothes, making the sheer Dionysian robe that barely preserved his modesty fall to shreds around Mark. It was one thing to take in a deer who was only ten times as large, but the scales involved here were unreal in every sense of the word. In many ways he was more impressive than when he was planet-sized; he could actually fathom the massive tower of fur and flesh as a living creature and not just some unfathomable and immense deity. He was filled with a deep, gnawing terror that only increased when the enormous cervine’s cock thumped down onto the ground mere meters away, followed shortly thereafter by a brown-furred digit that pressed him into a cockhead a dozen times his size.
He struggled in vain against the deer’s still-growing erection, no longer sure if it was getting larger from mere arousal or his continued growth. “You need to be better at guarding your thoughts. Of course, that’s also why I dragged you into here, so you couldn’t hide behind your coy exterior. You are positively filled with doubts…” He pressed the panther into his slit–already wet with pre–just enough force so he felt himself slowly but surely start to slide inside. The deer’s words remained audible even as the panther drowned in Corin’s warm flesh and cum. “I, however, know that I made the right call bringing you into here. For one,” he let out a loud, heavy moan, large enough to make the panther reach up, fighting the tight flesh and wetness surrounding his body and covering his overawed ears as best he could manage, “you feel even better than usual…and I can even provide an easy escape valve for you! I’ll let you out the moment you ask me a question about Pub. Your master.” The sneer in his voice was as unmistakable as it was horrifying.
Corin, caught up in the moment and savoring–as he often did–the feeling of being so much bigger than the drowning panther, had overplayed his hand. Markus did not know that he could not actually drown in this virtual environment, that his desire to breathe was just a reflex from his waking mind that could be switched off easily with the proper thought. This was intentional on the massive cervine’s part, who wanted to put an absurd pressure on the panther to tell him what he most wanted to know about the tiger, but he didn’t think Mark’s mind would collapse under that pressure, completely blank as he struggled, frantic for some air. He asked the first question that came to mind. “How…” the cum rushing into his mouth made the words hard to form, even as the feeling of it splashing down his throat was strangely pleasant in the virtual environment. “How large should Pub be?”
The deer paused for a moment, all motion temporarily frozen in his consideration. Just as the panther felt himself start to drown in his cum, the deer’s strokes grew more furious. The panther’s sense of the sheer size of the cockhead he was trapped inside was beyond him, to say nothing of the size of the entire shaft. The deer’s breath quickened as he rapidly reached climax, a load the size of several aquifers splashing through the modeled city surrounded by his brown-furred thighs. He struggled against the sea of deer inundating him, the panther felt the deer’s moans turn to laughter. “That’s your question? You want to know what I think about THAT, huh? Well, to be honest, I think he looks best when he’s looming over a city…not unlike how I’m currently looming over you.” His voice retained its raucous, earth-shattering qualities, a size and scale so far beyond his wildest imaginings, even with his knowledge of Pub and the predilections of giants like him. “Those scales are denied to us in the real, so we have to escape here to live the truly impossible.” The implicit possibilities in the deer’s words would have stunned the panther if he were capable of registering them for anything but their physical effects.
Rivers of cum flowed around and through the fantastically large buildings, dislodging a few megastructures as the panther, light enough to float downstream, tried in vain to avoid the tons and tons of debris. “I suppose I can pull back a bit now that you’ve served your purpose,” his softened words were followed by Corin dwindling in size, his massive, continent-spanning ocean of cum slowly subsiding. The panther, hyperventilating on the ground of a picturesque city park and still covered in the deer’s seed, remained completely unprepared for Corin stomping down on either side of his stupefied body. “I don’t think you can handle it here. I see now why Pub kept your lace off.” The deer lifted his hoof–even as he shrank he was still more than large enough to crush the panther’s entire body–and then it came crashing down, disconnecting the panther from the network and sending him thudding back into the real.
His physical body–breathing just as heavily as when he was struggling against a sea of deer seed in that virtual city–had the benefit of at least being dry, though his head ached with a dull, throbbing pain while his back was now pressed against the tiger’s, each snore loud enough to reverberate through his one-twelfth-scale frame. He usually had to worry about the tiger turning in his sleep, crashing down and smothering him in warm, hefty tiger fur, but as he turned his head to meet the mischievous glint in Corin’s eyes, he knew he had much more dangerous things to worry about. And he feared he had wasted his only chance to find out what they might be.
*
Of the 28,417 orbitals, megastructures and hollowed-out asteroids that form the permanent and fixed installations of the Kynthari Autonomous Republic, most serve some practical purpose. Although the logic of post-scarcity economics does not require the same level of specialization common among grade 4, 5 and even grade 6 interstellar cultures, the residue of such specialization remains common even among the remnants of sublimed civilizations, where one might assume the highest level of historical development, provided one grants, arguendo, that energy sublimation is the endpoint of all political economies.
As a result, the Arkendus Orbital is somewhat rare among emplacements in that it lacks even a nominally practical purpose; it is alone in a three-planet system orbiting a white dwarf without even microbial life, many parsecs from the nearest population centers, Kynthari or otherwise. It is about average for orbitals of its class, composed of 32 plates, each with a population ranging from five hundred thousand to fifty million sentient souls scattered over 1,472,621 square kilometers, each plate overseen by an administrative council of three to five Dhi who are themselves overseen by a council of three random Dhi chosen by lot on a biannual basis from the qualified AI’s…
The rabbit skimmed down the page, glossing the tiger’s verbose prose in search of anything useful, something he didn’t already know. He knew he had at least read this introduction–maybe five, maybe ten years ago–but it all seemed unfamiliar here and now. A lovely cadenza galloped up and down four octaves through the string section in perfect counterpoint to Cody’s frustration.
With few exceptions, all plates adhere to the fifteen principles outlined in the Declaration of Sentiments drafted and signed by the original Construction Council (29 biologics, 143 drones, and 7 Dhi):
- Historical literacy. Arkendus shall function as a living, breathing document to past ways of being and supposedly obsolescent modes of production.
The first principle remains the central organizing pillar of the orbital. All estates conform to some central theme, some sort of historical ideal that they strive to recreate in a unique way. Freedom of expression is valued; different perspectives on historical events are encouraged, and it is rare indeed to find a singular viewpoint represented even within one estate. This is especially unremarkable given the communal nature of these exhibits, created by groups of biologics and drones…
This archaic style was more than a little pretentious, and as Pub went on and on, providing commentary on every principle in turn with the same overwritten nonsense, Cody, a resident of the orbital now for more than sixty-five percent of his life, decided he did not need a refresher on its internal workings. He skipped to a later passage as the string section crescendoed and the horns rang out rapid, ascending G-minor arpeggios.
- Enthusiastic and continuous consent. Both visitors and permanent residents will at all times be allowed to leave any installation or experience. No forms of power and exploitation will be simulated, even those based on originally coercive relationships, without the full and explicit consent of all involved.
Consent is of course paramount to any proper historical reenactment, and though Marienheid is uniquely situated, historically and geographically, to certain intensities of sentiment…
Pub could go on when he was in a mood. The rabbit knew from experience how easy it was to blur the line between consensual and non-consensual without violating the spirit of the law. His eyes glazed over the rest of the explanation and turned instead to the next page.
It is interesting to note the flexibility built into the principles. Though there is a common goal of understanding and learning woven throughout their very fabric, it is tempered with an acknowledgement of the necessity of experimentation. Principle fourteen, History is not static, a little ornament that you can pluck up and store in your kitchen cabinet next to the fancy silverware and jade. It is a living, breathing thing, a chimæra that individuals and social movements and academics and politicians and commissars try to reshape to their whims, a rapids we are drowning in and swimming into and against–all in vain. And it is in that spirit that we have established Marienheid, the subject of these three volumes.
Based on historic estates from Old Terra, Marienheid embodies the true spirit of Arkendus, a complete exploration of what it means to live under an absolute hierarchy, not just of status and wealth but of that most important quality, size…
The rabbit burst out laughing as he read this, amazed the tiger’s libido was so brazen that it could come out even in the midst of such heady concepts. An ermine threw him a look of disgust from the next box over that he only just caught out of the corner of his eye. His box was the only one scaled to his size, so Cody paid her no mind; besides, her girlfriend’s eyes were completely glazed over, staring off into some virtual environment–an even greater lapse of plate etiquette.
The tiger did come up with several reasons why testing the effect that massive physical discrepancies have in social formation is a worthwhile endeavor, but the arguments were well-worn and obviously pretextual. Cody had heard a very inebriated Pub admit as much to him several times–”Oh come now, you know it’s just an excuse to fuck with some little people,” followed by a belch loud enough to send their paw-sized servants scurrying away in terror.
But then the tiger was annoyingly multi-faceted in an age that the bun found exceedingly simplistic and sterile. That was why he had been drawn to him during his first century, the radical juxtaposition of technologies that made up- and down-shifting possible with their potential historical impact, how those of increased size might abuse their authorities in new, distinctly horrifying ways. There wasn’t much more to set Marienheid apart from other estates with a similar sadomasochistic bent, but at that time the handsome tiger and his Lilliputians were more than enough reason to stay.
Cody closed the book after the introduction, as it progressed into a narrative history of the estate, long, drawn-out sections the rabbit knew would soon include mention of himself. Things that he was intimately familiar with. Nothing of use to him now.
The dark green cover was embossed, a clear facsimile of the historical style of so many works in his library, a nice serif typeface and a title page that goes on and on, overexplaining the premise in the most excruciating detail…
He remembered that first night together with the tiger, the way his laugh filled the bedroom when the bun admitted he was only fifty-five. “You’re barely an adult, then, probably just out of university, assuming you’re that type,” which was a very safe assumption to make. “And since you’re on Arkendus, I think that’s a safe assumption. Where did you go?”
Cody, lithe and demure: “The Pro’ushtal College.”
“My alma mater! What are the odds? It has been too long since I’ve been past the Ladelian Nebulae…I can see why you came here. Not that far away, but remote enough that your friends didn’t know it when you said you were moving there. Didn’t even have to bring up the cute tiger you had a crush on even though you hadn’t properly met.”
The tiger had him so thoroughly pegged that he had no choice but to object.
Pub had thrown up his hands in mock surrender. “Maybe I’m wrong. I’m only ninety-five, after all.” The rest was history, a sly wink before they shifted into discussions of what they would change about history, given the proper resizing and bouts of passionate, mixed-size sex.
Pub was large. He had a certain weight to him that he couldn’t help but throw around. Cody was foolish, stubborn, and unable to drop his resentment at his given height. Of course the constant array of micros licking his asshole helped to blunt that harsh reality, but he still resented the way the tiger carried himself, strutting around like he was the inevitable outcome of millions of years of evolution, both natural and directed. Of course he was a positively titanic mountain of soft, furry warmth–was it any wonder that the rabbit wished he was the large one, a tiger handheld and malleable, forced to see his mighty form eclipsed by the twinkish bun. The bun was desperate to make this reality, to feel the tiger’s dwindled little body in his fist and tease the erection his forceable resizing drew out of the once-fearsome giant.
And so he’d stolen one of the estate’s shifters, even reskinned it in a classical ray-gun style to appeal to the tiger’s antiquarian sensibilities. Pub hadn’t believed he was serious when he pointed the ray-gun at himself. “I won’t if you beg me not to.” Cody had offered, but there was really no choice. He was too proud and Cody knew it. It was part of the scenario’s appeal to them both. His confidence dwindled with his body, the unfamiliar terror of looking up at the bun only grew more acute as Cody made him smaller and smaller, half his size and then a quarter, an eighth, a tenth…small enough to feel the rumble of the bun’s footsteps like seismic activity, relishing the reduction of the Marienheid’s lord to toy-size.
Pub was completely broken that night, a whimpering plaything begging for his size back, too embarrassed to summon a drone or message a Dhi or anything that would allow him to grow back to his proper height at the cost of his pride, which he would admit to the now-massive rabbit after a few hours under his gargantuan rear, in between endless compliments of his natural leadership qualities, compliments that shifted over the night into a sincerely coerced demand that the bun help him run the estate. They were both eager to explore the past with such a perfect giant–allowing the tiger back to his original size was more of an acknowledgement that Pub would not be nearly as interesting submissive as he would an equal, a partner-in-crime.
If only he could remember the name of the alligator currently struggling for breath against the musky, overwhelming heat of his rear end. While there were allowances at Marienheid for genetic enhancements that were not period appropriate, most of which allowed for the myriad resleeving and consciousness backups standard to the average Kynthari, even as other tasks–like staring slack-jawed into the distance because your girlfriend has dragged you to some boring reproduction of an ancient opera and you could only make it halfway through Act I–are somewhat discouraged. But the gator (either a Duke or perhaps Larson) is a rare treat, a micro without a backup. It was a high stakes game to play with the massive rabbit, all the more because it was a challenge Cody relished. He has, despite his bravado, never actually brought himself to kill a tiny in a situation like, uh, Dukesson’s, but that could always change. Tonight might be the night. Larduke or whatever had already tiring by the first intermission and completely lifeless throughout Act II. He wasn’t making a good case for himself. Pub would never.
But then, Pub wouldn’t shrink for Cody. He’d said as much when he invited Corin. He was all business these days, no time for pleasure if it didn’t serve some larger, more noble goal. He’d hoped to get more from the book, but he didn’t have the patience to wander through 800 immaculately bound and absurdly overwrought pages in search of some novel insight into someone he had known, lived with and loved for decades. It was a fool’s errand. He’d never put it into his writing, not even the margins of the dry historical stuff, his personal favorite. Nothing there that Cody didn’t know.
He looked down at the stage, faking a smile as the full-figured mouse soprano met his enormous gaze as she ascended a Picardy third arpeggio with impressive intonation. She was barking up the wrong tree, of course, but that didn’t mean the bun couldn’t flirt a little and try to forget the next morning. Maybe one of the dancers would want to spend the night with a lonely giant. They, at least, would last long enough to get their master off.
*
History is a current against which we all struggle in vain. It is a narrative that ties each atom of the universe to every other in an infinite chain of being from the smallest to the largest of forces. It is a meaning imposed upon us and by us, a common understanding that we use to shield ourselves from the reality of our decisions, the consequences of our own actions and beliefs. It is a blindness that protects our fragile egos from even a scrap of necessary self-reflection.Marienheid pulses with this knowledge, it is alive with the certainty that one day all our tales will be forgotten or so twisted by re-telling that we would not recognize them. But still we will leave an impact on the very fabric of being. History is the process of examining the eddies in the water, piecing this with that so that X can lead to Y and then Z and Q, so that one event can be said to have caused another–though it was earlier, took longer, and happened for much more complicated reasons than you suspected…
3 – Orbital Entire
They both made an effort to convince him otherwise, but Corin insisted that he had a meeting on another plate and it was absolutely unskippable. He would meet up with them later, after the ship docked on Arkendus, and no amount of special pleading would change his mind. “Besides, you two should meet Cody and the others by yourselves,” he insisted, an excuse that seemed thin even to Markus. “And please,” he had yelled back down the long corridor as he headed towards the hotel’s exit, “don’t roll out the red carpet, I know Cody will hate that! Love you!” And then he had blown a kiss before slipping out of sight.
“He can be a bit much, but I know that I enjoyed last night,” the tiger said, yawning and stretching as he exited the antigrav bed. “Passing you back and forth was a nice touch–he is such a good kisser after all…”
The panther didn’t react to the witty repartee. He just stared forlornly into the distance. “Is there something on your mind, Markus? You’re quiet, at least for when it’s just the two of us.”
Markus snapped to attention, forcing a smile to try–without hope–to shake this morning’s malaise. “Oh no, I’m doing fine, sire! I was just thinking about your home–I’m just, just, so excited to see it!” He couldn’t help his fake smile from cracking and knew he had to give up a little bit of the truth, “Well, I am nervous about…about who I might meet there?”
The tiger chuckled a little bit. “That makes some sense.” He let his cock flop in front of the panther as he reached down to grab a solid purple pair of syndaxian cotton briefs. The resulting bulge was not more modest, but the added cover was enough for the panther to look up and attempt to meet his master’s gaze. “Corin is–well, he’s a lot to handle, and not just because he’s made himself a little larger than me–”
Markus felt compelled to pipe up here. “He may be taller, sire, but he is nowhere near as immense! Probably doesn’t weigh half as much as you do.” His derision was evident, and in the corner of his eye he spied the tiger’s cock pulsing in amusement.
“You are very cute, defending my honor like that.” He took a few stomps closer that the panther could hear but thankfully didn’t feel, “But you know what I mean. He might even do something like this.” Always a show-off, he spread his legs wide and plopped back onto the bed, a hefty fall that knocked the panther off his feet, leaving him supine in the canyon of his master’s substantial thighs. “I thought I heard the two of you talking, but you know how deeply I sleep. It’s always possible I dreamt it.”
The panther was used to his master’s teasing, and even allowed himself a moment to revel in his monstrous power without fear that it would be used against him. “We did.” He struggled with exactly how much to reveal, making a decision to pass over the lace for now. It was too much. “We spoke a while about you, and me, and, well, a little about us together.” As he debated how much more detail he should add, Pub interrupted.
“Oh, is that so? I thought he might try to peel you off me. I hope he knew better than to offer you a job,” the last word was filled with so much contempt the panther misread as patrician.
“No, in fact we–we talked about my loyalty to you, sire. He said he’d answer any question I had about you but I–”
“Didn’t know where to start?” the tiger laughed, leaning back as he hugged the toylike panther with a hard squeeze of his soft thighs. “Or did you figure out it was a trap, and he’d tell me all about it?”
“S-something like that.”
“Which means you must have asked a good question because he would have told me if it was a bad one, or probably even if you said nothing at all.” The tiger sighed, shaking his head. “You might have even passed the test, whatever that was.” He looked down, making sure to meet the panther’s gaze. “You don’t have to tell me anything, though. I respect your privacy.”
Another of the tiger’s peculiar lies. As if there were any thing on any world that the panther could reasonably keep from his sire. “W-well, I, I…didn’t know what to say and I just–I asked him what size he wanted you to be.”
The tiger reacted much as the deer had, uproarious laughter that resonated through the miniature panther. “And what lie did he concoct? That he wanted me the size of mountains? Or perhaps that he wished I were barely enough to taste on his tongue?”
“Closer to m-mountain-sized, I suppose, though, I, I don’t know how serious he meant it–”
“He likes me at both extremes. I’ve offered the same treatment to you, you know. Don’t pretend you haven’t thought about me dwindling in your fist!” There was nothing the tiger could do to convince Markus that those words weren’t some elaborate trap, a test of his devotion. Himself, larger than his Lord? King of All Creation? Plenipotentiary and Viceroy for the Kynthari Empire? Of course he was bound to obey the chain of command, allow a superior such as Corin to lord over him–but the panther? The rules were different. They had to be. After so many decades, he fell prey to thinking that he knew the tiger better than he actually did. “Is that all you two talked about?”
The panther tried not to think about the expression on Corin’s face, a mixture of curiosity and smugness terrifying on the face of someone so immense. “Well, he rolled over after that. Said he had answered my question and had nothing more to say.” It wasn’t a lie, not really, but the omissions were glaring.
“He can be a little temperamental,” the tiger said as he sat up, “but I hope you don’t read too much into that. He liked you, I know that much. Always had a soft spot for cute little cats.”
Markus looked up and into the tiger’s eyes, enough that he actually started to convince himself that there was nothing to worry about. From Corin, at least. It was only a second’s hesitation, but once it became clear that the tiger recognized the look in his eyes for what it was, he knew he had to say something. “Well, if you really don’t mind–”
“I don’t,” the tiger boomed, his words sonorous for all their impatience.
The panther took a deep breath, gathering his resolve. “Well, that isn’t all that’s weighing on me these days.”
“Oh?”
“I’m worried about your home, sire. You–” an uneasy pause, words both said and unsaid, “have not told me much about it.”
The tiger was playfully indignant. “That’s not true, I’ve told you plenty!”
“Of course, sire, I know all about the grounds, the gardens, the orchards, the hermitage, the two opera houses, the model cities–but you haven’t told me anything about him.” Cody.
The tiger’s face froze for a moment, though not long enough for Markus to tell if displeasure or concern were the reason why. “I’ve told you plenty about him, too! What more could you want to know?”
“Well,” plunging in, far past the point of no return, “what do you think he’ll think of me? Of…us?”
Without warning, the tiger scooped the panther into his palm, bringing him up to his face with one fluid motion. “My dear, sweet panther. I am certain that he will adore you. It has been a while since we’ve been able to talk, but I doubt he sees you as much of a threat…”
The panther, who had until now not considered the possibility of being a threat, added another fear to his growing list. “It’s just that, well, you’re going through a lot of trouble on my account, and you two have lived together for so long, much longer than you and I–”
“Seventeen years is hardly nothing, even for us!” The tiger objected.
The panther withdrew a little. “Of course, sire, I merely meant that you and Cody have had so many more years together, entire centuries, even!” The tiger laughed at this overestimate but Markus soldiered on. “And he is like Corin, he knows this world as I know Olonne, perhaps even better than that.” The panther had to continue to ignore his tiger’s booming laughter. “And I worry that there are other people you haven’t told me about. It is such a large estate, sire, and even with your size, I know there must be so many people there, and, well–”
“Who knows what they will think about you?”
Markus nodded. “Something like that, yes. W-will they all be quite so large?”
The tiger considered this for a moment. “Many will be taller than you. A few will be smaller, some won’t have physical dimensions, strictly speaking, and some will be close to your size. Most of those will be servants, of course, in one way or another. I’ve told you why I built the place, right? Both the pretext and the real reason?”
“Yes, sire,” the panther’s right paw squeezed his left with enough force to make his knuckles crack. “Something about wanting to explore the effect of size on history? But you just wanted an excuse to lord your size over a group of people, boss them around with your sheer heft alone?”
“Well put. You’ve lived under tyranny so you probably won’t understand, but there’s a lot of playful nostalgia for hierarchy on Arkendus.” Markus didn’t understand the nostalgia for it, perhaps, but reverence for a towering master? That he could understand quite well. “Curiosity about it as well. And it helps that Kurfürsten is full of wanton hedonists.”
The panther’s ears perked at this. “H-hedonists?”
“Pure pleasure-seekers. Makes getting along with the estates around us very simple. Not all of them are obsessed with size, though the ones to our north and north-west are. All three of us were built to evoke different time periods and cultures, but we all share a similar obsession with size and natural hierarchies. The only people we don’t get along with are the monastics to the south who say they’re bothered by our footsteps whenever we go on hikes near their border. Even got a vote called so we have to resize within a kilometer, so there’s some bad blood there.”
The panther was frustrated that anyone would have the audacity to object to his master’s immensity. He had known those who did not fantasize about the tiger lapping them up on Olonne, but to know that such people lived so close to his homestead? Blasphemous. Even worse was the idea that his master could be so easily constrained by others. He didn’t know what he expected in this world of gods, but although he was prepared for many things and shocked by so many others, this was perhaps the most surprising–to find that the tiger had not been lying about his place in this world, a small part of a whole immensely larger than anything he had dreamed. He did report to others, and had to abide by the rules of this society. He marveled how the mighty tiger could handle the unnecessary aggressions of such clear inferiors like these monks. They were taking exception to one of his sire’s most endearing qualities, the way his tread made the ground shake with each footfall!
“You shouldn’t be that worried about them. They’ll all be on their best behavior around you since you’re new, and from a culture that hasn’t even left their homeworld. We don’t get many specimens like that in the Republic, let alone out here on Arkendus.” A flash of the galactic map entered the panther’s mind, a memory too large for his momentarily un-laced mind to fathom. Arkendus was remote, alone among foreign territory, more than thirty lightyears from the nearest Kynthari hab–a word he only vaguely understood and was somewhat terrified to find lying on the floor of his mind.
The distances involved were so many times more remote than Olonne’s most remote wilderness. He didn’t even try to think about where his homeworld was located, not prepared for any possible answer. “If you insist, sire.”
*
Arkendus-Reboranze Ulysses Publius Maximus dai Marienheid gestured for the panther to look out the windows as they shifted from translucent to transparent. The scene was framed perfectly–the panther had no way of knowing that this was intentional but it was–the Reboaranzen sun’s backlight flushing the massive ring in a reddish-yellow aureole as it stood alone in the measureless darkness of space. He knew nothing about gravity and even less about physics, so to him the sight reminded him of some magician’s trick, though on an unfathomably immense scale. The ship had been large, unbelievably massive, but he’d only caught it in miniature, brief glimpses of parts of the whole, growing more and more colossal each second of the module’s rapid approach. He could see the orbital entire, a perfect circle in the sky that he quickly realized was occupied on the interior strip.
“Are you sure it’s…safe?” Something about living on the inside of a ring seemed a complete impossibility, like living inside the ground.
“Safer than living on your world was before I came and,” an infinitesimal pause that the panther barely noticed, “even afterwards.” The panther supposed he had no good reason to lie about that, though the afterwards sounded like false humility. “You worried about slipping into space? It can’t happen. There are four hundred layers of field generators holding the thing together, and that’s before we get to any of the physical stuff–I’m no expert in the engineering side of thing but I’m sure I could talk to one of the old bats in civil–”
“That won’t be necessary,” the panther interrupted, face flushed with embarrassment. “I’d rather spend the time with you, sire, if that’s alright.”
The tiger’s eyes flashed, amused. “You will have to suffer through some time on your own. This trip isn’t just for pleasure, unfortunately.” The panther felt a sharp pang in his heart, but knew the tiger spoke true. “But don’t worry, we’ll still have plenty of time together. I promise to spend as much of it with you as possible.”
It would have to do. The panther knew better than to gainsay the tiger, but he couldn’t hide his fear. “You really don’t have to worry about them, you’re much safer here than you ever were on Olonne.”
“H-how does that figure?” He didn’t have enough time to panic about his presumption before the tiger’s chuckle ruffled deep into his fur and rumbled through the entire transport.
“Markus, my dear, my most precious possession, I would not have brought you here if I thought you were in any danger, or even any chance of it! You have absolutely nothing to worry about from me, from Cody, from anyone in the Republic.” The words were sincere enough as far as he could tell, but they did next to nothing to assuage the panther’s fears.
“Even f-from the monks?” He asked, wanting Pub’s comfort, delighting in the way the tiger’s laughter filled the air and assuaged his deepest fears. Of course there was nothing to worry about. His master lived in a paradise.
“If you look close, there,” the tiger pointed to some spot on the strip of earth suspended in space. “You can see it.” The panther couldn’t tell what strip of land Publius was pointing to, but the thought that Marienheid was buried somewhere in that immensity filled him with a dreadful excitement.
“Oh, sire, it’s more beautiful than I could have imagined!” He wasn’t lying. He had the pleasure of seeing his homeworld from the air on many different occasions, but this was different. A circle of verdant greens and deep azures was hanging against the indescribable blackness of the aether as they sailed between the many worlds.
If Pub knew about the panther’s ignorance, that he didn’t share his keen sense of what Marienheid looked like from every angle and perspective, he didn’t let on. The orbital continued to spin below, the large green estates abruptly replaced by blinding spaceport lights as the ship glided into drydock.
*
The horses pulling the carriage were all synthetics, perfect simulacra of the real thing but with the energy efficiency of one of the substantial factories they’d seen in port. Pub felt the need to justify the use of advanced technology in this approach, but of course Markus neither knew nor cared about the strictures of his project and whether the presence of anachronistic technologies ruined the precious verisimilitude to which the orbital community strived. He was used to a sneering contempt that, at best, turned into a sympathetic misunderstanding of the Orbital’s purpose in the minds of an endless stream of visitors. The panther was a blank slate, filled with a wiry, nervous energy that mixed uneasily well with a wide-eyed wonder.
The carriage–an opalescent white with all the baroque gold leaf touches befitting a royal conveyance from the classical period of aristocracy–had been one of the more comforting sights, finally something with which the panther was intimately familiar. His world used ungulates similar to an auroch as draught animals instead of anything recognizably equine, but Markus was intimately familiar with the idea of conveyances for the exclusive use of lords and ladies.
“Well, what do you think?” The tiger’s question boomed in his ears as he nudged the entranced panther away from the amber waves of wheat undulating in the fields they rode past. They were sized for the panther, a fact which delighted him to no end–Publius had many times tried to explain to the skeptical panther that his people included many persons of the panther’s size, but until now Markus had just assumed he exaggerated. Everyone had been friendly enough–”Well?” The impatient tiger repeated and the panther grew flushed under his dark black fur.
“I’m sorry, sire, I don’t…I wasn’t giving you my complete attention. Think about what?”
A devilish fire burned in his golden eyes. “Let’s have some fun. I’m not going to repeat myself. Just give me a yes or no.”
The panther fumbled on instinct, “I couldn’t, I mean what if–”
The tiger would have none of it. “It was an option, not any opinion, so you don’t have to worry about me ascribing thoughts to you that I know you do not hold. A simple yes will suffice.”
Markus trusted his tiger, but was completely unprepared for what he was agreeing to when he nodded his head.
“I’m happy you weren’t paying attention! I would never have gotten a yes in any other circumstance. Maestre?” He turned to the white-furred otter driving the carriage, who responded to the summons by handing the tiger a small black rod that the panther was unable to perceive beyond three basic facts: it was long, cylindrical, and a dark black darker than darkest night. The tiger secreted it in his palm before manipulating the object in some unseen way, some intricate series of movements that distracted the panther from the horror before the device’s purpose became clear to him. He was getting bigger.
“Sire–lord, m-master–Publius!” The panther cycled through his titles, trying in vain to fight the warm, pleasant feeling that had already halved the difference between their sizes. “Please, I really don’t–I, I’m begging you–” He had no clue how to make his master understand the sheer blasphemy, the absurd presumption of merely thinking he deserved to be so large. He fumbled long enough for the right words that the tiger cut him off instead.
“You did say yes, did you not? It is far past time for you to see yourself as more than a mere servant. You are my lover, Markus, and I will not have you approach Marienheid at anything less than this size.” And if Cody was thrown off along the way, all the better. “Besides, I’m still bigger.”
No amount of protest would change his mind. The tiger was so confident he’d be unable to operate it, Markus had to resign himself to his new size as best he could manage. He fidgeted uncomfortably in his seat, the sight of the fields outside the window making him a little nauseous and uneasy now that they reminded him of his heretical resizing. The tiger pulled him in for a kiss, soft and warm on his lips and shocking enough to bring him back to the present. “I always wanted to give you a proper kiss, and that certainly lived up to expectations.” The panther grew flushed and the tiger found an opportunity to pounce. “You’re much cuter when you’re embarrassed, you know that?”
He demurred as best he could. He was happy for any distraction from the massive manor that had just come into view. He would have hoped his increase in size would help the edifice to feel less intimidating, but if anything its dimensions seemed all the more impressive–it was built to be intimidating, even to someone of Corin’s stature. Whatever the mansion may have lacked in height–a mere two or three stories to the giants–it more than made up for in its length and width, stretching far into the distance as they drew closer to its immensity. It was mostly white and beige, with occasional gold and red flourishes and intricate patterns festooned into the smooth sandstone and marble. It was a fortress, entirely unlike the one he had constructed on Olonne and yet also not so entirely dissimilar. The panther doubted whether his people could construct something like this, even with the advancements Publius had brought them. The gardens in front of the castle were manicured to perfection, no fewer than three fountains bubbling water in symmetrical unison as their carriage approached the villa’s front gate.
“How is Cody treating you, Maestre? Still on ass-licking duty?”
Markus could see now the speckles of brown spotting the otter’s otherwise wonderfully cream-colored fur as his cackles filled the air. “Only when I misbehave, sir,” the driver managed to get out in between peals of deep, proud laughter.
“A Westfalen accent would be more appropriate, but I imagine your Low German needs some work.” The otter’s laughter abruptly ceased as the tiger stared daggers into him.
“I am sorry, sir, you are right of course–”
“Oh lighten up, Christien!” It was Pub’s turn to laugh, filling the air with his deep, resonant chuckles. Even now, the svelte panther felt his master’s voice burrow deep inside, calming and terrifying in equal measure. “I know it’s been a long time since I’ve been home but you all would do well to remember that I don’t fixate on the details. Not everyone is as versed in the Early Modern Era as I am, nor should they be!” He let out another rich cascade of belly laughter. “Ghastly time, filled with so much misery–not unlike Olonne before I conquered it, eh Markus?”
The tiger shifted to the panther, who felt compelled to say something, anything. “And we thank you for it, sire.”
Pub let out a sigh and kept quiet for what remained of the trip, stuck fast in a trap of his own devising. He was at least able to shake off the dour expression by the time they came to the front entrance, the carriage’s two large, oaken doors drawn open by servants Markus couldn’t help but note were half his new size, a thought that unnerved him almost as much the forbidden thought of how very, very close he now was to his lord’s size.
The bun was dressed to the nines, a solid green doublet hanging over dark blue breeches, each trimmed with elaborate patterns embossed in gold leaf. Draped in a fine red cape, arms open as he bellowed greetings to the opened carriage. “Welcome, gentlemen, to Marienheid.”
A large chortle followed the tiger as he emerged from the carriage. He preferred a more casual chemise, and made his opinions apparent. “I’ve already done that bit, Cody,” the bun gave him a sharp glare that he ignored, “and I didn’t realize you’d moved the estate back! More Henry VIII than Frederick the Great.”
The rabbit shifted his gaze to the panther now emerging from the vehicle. He’d been prepared for the possibility that Pub would resize the panther, at least he thought was, but seeing him across that lawn, aware that he might actually be taller than the bun…it made his complexe de Napoléon flare. “You should be treating me as your King, Publius. You know the rules, I’m lord of the manor.”
“I know how they used to work,” the tiger laughed some more, kissing the bun’s forepaw before surprising him with a slap on the ass. “If anything I should treat you like family, since we are both monarchs. And really, even you should know better than to humiliate people with a valid claim to your throne.”
The bun forced a strained smile. “As much of a pedantic asshole as I remember. Welcome to Marienheid, King Publius the Magnificent.” He affected a theatrical bow, the sarcasm of the gesture undercut by the regal attire that made his actions seem exaggerated and foolish. He turned to look at Markus. “I don’t believe we have met. I am Cody, master of the manor in Pub’s stead–”
The tiger kept his own sarcasm at bay as he spoke for the panther. “This, my dear bun, is my friend Mark, joining us from his home planet where I’ve been assigned for the past quarter century. I’m not surprised you’re pretending not to know, since you studiously avoided mentioning it in your responses.”
The panther avoided both of their eyes as he stood stock still, trying not to realize just how much larger he was than the many little valets and footmen now crowded around his ankles. Just one misstep would be all it took, then he could–
“What else did you expect after so many years without a solitary word? And don’t say you couldn’t have written, I know you were in regular access to general information, even heard you wished June a Happy Birthday the last couple years–”
“Oh come now, getting upset at me for well wishes–”
They would have doubtless continued to bicker well into the night if a certain owl had not chosen that moment to flutter up and onto the bun’s shoulder, doing as best a job as someone who could fit in either of their palms could at separating the two titans. “Pub, sir, it’s an honor to have you back here. If there is anything I or the other servants can do to help make you more at home, do not hesitate to ask.”
“Why, Quil! My, it’s been ages since I’ve last seen you, how are you holding up? Is Cody treating you well?”
The owl felt his cheeks grow hot at the direct attention, but it was better than hearing his two masters bicker like little children. “Of course, sir, no complaints here. I’m just honored to oversee Marienheid, it’s such a beautiful estate. Nothing like it in all of Kythar–I’ll never get used to the feeling of ordering around servants five or ten times my size.”
The bun could not let this continue without adding something of his own. “The little bird can be quite the tyrant when he needs to be, though it helps to have the lord–” glancing over at Pub, he corrected his word choice, “the lords of the manor looming behind you.” He gestured expansively at the behind, meeting the panther’s uncertain gaze with his own impossibly neutral stare. Or was it a glare? “Shall I show you the main house…Markus, was it?”
“M-Markus is fine, Mark works as well…” the panther broke eye contact, afraid of what he might find buried in the rabbit’s enigmatic smile.
Cody made an about-face, his cape lightly whacking the panther’s side and causing Markus to yelp in fright. A thoroughly unimpressive specimen with little to recommend. So tightly wound that he’s frightened of fabric phantoms. It took all his self-possession–and a little help from his drug glands–to keep contempt out of his expression.
The panther could still feel the harsh judgment. It oozed from the rabbit’s every pore, every movement, every haughty expression. He started to feel chastened, his fears flaring up with such intensity of feeling. Who was he to think he deserved this, any of this–not just as large but even larger than this Lord? And deep, deep within, a quiet voice whispered: doesn’t Cody look a little less regal than Publius, a little more pathetic, even. The other parts of his mind tried aggressively to silence this clear, undeniable heresy, more terrors blooming into being as he considered that Pub might be able to read his thoughts like Corin had…
The owl was almost thrown off by the rabbit’s abrupt turn, but was used to Cody’s often taciturn moods and well prepared for whatever punishment clawing into the giant’s shoulder might bring. The thick fabric of his royal doublet was, luckily, rough enough to help the owl avoid being tossed the many dozen meters off and onto the cold, hard ground.
The tiger followed behind them all, making a point to nod and shake the hands of each and every footman in rapid succession. He knew most of their names without having to resort to a split-second of that slack-jawed expression of someone consulting with General Information or perhaps one of the plate’s Dhi, and the few he didn’t recognize turned out to be little more than subroutines capable of serving dishes and saying thank you in the dozen or so required languages. The smaller ones had to be picked up and gently caressed in something that approximated the action of a handshake, a full-body squeeze that made the micros feel as flushed and small as they made the tiger feel bigger and better. He turned to look at the open doorway. It had been many decades since he’d last crossed this threshold. He took everything in with a deep breath before letting it all out with an even deeper sigh.
He was Publius Maximus dai Marienheid, conqueror of Olonne. It would not work out by itself, but he would find a way to make it work. He always did.